First, I’ll tell you a scary story about Big Red… #TheScarriers https://t.co/Yi1ihHz3eQ

— John Legere (@JohnLegere) October 29, 2015

John Legere has shown that he likes to get into the holiday spirit, and so with Halloween just two days away, it should come as no surprise that he’s put together some spooky tales to scare you away from the other US carriers.

T-Mobile has created three videos in a series called “The Scarriers,” with each clip starring John Legere and his camping friends. The first video is all about Big Red and an incident in which it handed a customer a $2 million bill. The second clip is about a Big Yellow Bus is up to right now, and the third video focuses on the Death Star unleashing law degree-toting hounds on a customer that was making some suggestions to his carrier.

Now… let’s see what the Ouiji board has to say about big Yellow School Bus… #TheScarriers https://t.co/EgQELL8iKl

— John Legere (@JohnLegere) October 29, 2015

The videos are silly and give John another chance to throw shade at the other three US carriers and once again urge ‘em to #AbolishOverages. And like previous holiday greetings from John Legere, it’s unlikely that we’ll see anything similar from the AT&T, Sprint, or Verizon.

While we’re on the topic of Halloween, are you planning on dressing up for the occasion? If so, what are you going as?

And Finally… the scariest of the #TheScarriers… the DEATH STAR!!! https://t.co/rvsQXfPNtS

— John Legere (@JohnLegere) October 29, 2015